Sean Connery -- License to "Kill Adversary"

UPDATE: Sir Sean reps want us to ready one matter clear -- very exonerate. The thespian does NOT own the property in question -- it's owned by his son, Stephane, and Sean's been a guest "on limited occasions." Got that?

Sean Connery sounds like 007 -- even when he's talking to his lawyers. Sheerioushly.

TMZ has obtained a hilarious letter that reveals Sean's strategy in dealing with those plaguey downstairs neighbors whom Connery's son has been battling for age. His lawyer writes Sean told him he wants to "kill the resister." Cue imitation.

We contacted the adversary-killing attorney -- no word. And nothing from MI-6 either.






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